They’re tried and true wintertime fun!
Go find yourself a snowy (preferably icy) parking lot and go nuts! Watch out for cops, and know your car. Donuts, J-turns, bootleggers, have fun!
P.S. If your car is front wheel drive, please skip the donuts and go straight for the J-turns, or I will laugh at you.
There’s a fun little trick that you can do with beer bottles that will give your grandmother a veritable heart attack.
Take an empty beer bottle, and drop a penny into it. Grab it by the neck, covering the top with your thumb. Shake vigorously for 5 minutes (that’s what he said!) and Voila! You now have a breakable bottle. When you smash the bottle against something (your head, your friend’s head, your friend’s mom’s head) the bottle will disintegrate like safety glass due to micro-cracks that you put in the glass.
Enjoy, and post stories if you try it!
As usual, I am totally not responsible for anything that happens as a result of trying a “Misadventure of the week.”
Like most kids, I’m sure that you grew up wanting to conduct weddings. As the years passed, you hit maturity, and your religious faith went the way of Sonny Bono. That childhood dream took a permanent vacation with your Legos and teddybears.
With the advent of new-fangled internet technology, those dreams can be resurrected. The Universal Life Church Monastery has ordained over 20 million ministers to date. With just an internet connection and 5 minutes of your time, you too can become an ordained minister for life.
The best part is…
Your ordination is legally upstanding in every state in the USA! No level of government can make judgements regarding the “quality” of your ordination, provided that your church is legally recognized (the ULC is).You may have to register with your county clerk before you conduct the wedding, so check first. Finally, to make that special day even more memorable, the ULC even sells wedding guides and paraphernalia.
So, there you have it, now go conduct a wedding. Even if you don’t have any upcoming weddings that need your help, get ordained anyways. When your boat is sinking in the middle of the ocean, the young couple on starboard is sobbing about how they never got to see their wedding day, and somebody calls out “Is anybody here a minister?” you can boldly step up and officiate the most heart-gripping wedding the world has ever seen. How’s that for an “I hope I get into heaven” hail-mary?
Go down to your nearest laundromat with a friend. Put a fistful of coins in a dryer and turn it on. Stare intently at the dryer until people start giving you confused looks.